The dog ate my homework!

In my case, the boys (two innocent looking 10 month old mastiff brothers) have also eaten their way through:

• 2 remotes
• 2 cell phones (only piece recovered from the last one was a badly dented battery cover)
• 3 blue tooth headsets
• 1 camera
• 2 dog beds
• 1 pair of shoes (new)
• two sneakers (one each from different pairs)
• several socks (they make great tug-of-war toys)
• 1 modem
• 1 hub
• several computer cables
• 2 checkbooks (ate most of the checks)
• 1 bottle shampoo
• 1 bottle special (ie expensive) facial soap
• two tubes of Neosporin
• 2 combs
• 1 hairbrush
• assorted pairs of slippers and flip-flops
• several plastic containers
• lot’s of pens
• 1 bottle of glue
• handles off a good pair of pliers
• half dozen books and magazines
• several cups
• 1 mug
• 1 pair of contact lenses (case and all)
• and I’ve lost count of the destroyed reading glasses (at least 10 pairs to start)

I’m sure there are a few other things I have forgotten or have not missed yet . . .   

Now who would not trust a face like this?